SPT: All of me?

So this Self-Portrait Tuesday thing I'm trying has "official" themes each month. This month is "All of Me," which seems to mean showing off all the icky body bits you're embarrassed of. I feel I've shown my fair share of unflattering poses, but here's a few of the photos that didn't make the cut:


Never been too happy with the beefy nature of my legs, but I'm coming to terms as I've convinced myself they help motor me around the rink. Still don't plan on wearing too many more skirts like this one.


Yeah, so I don't usually have double chin. At least I don't think I do... Every once in awhile though it shows up in photographic evidence such as this. Where does it go when it's not there?


Here's me crying over one of the three things I've been crying over lately... Yep that's pretty bare...

However, the real honesty starts here. You've seen the dinos, the mustaches, the silliness that develops between me and the camera sometimes, but I don't know that anything tops this:


This was never meant to see the light of day. But here it is, and now you know.