Coming Soon...

The DHS, I swear...
In the meantime:
Yeah so it's gonna stay Lucy Van Welt. I ended the poll early because the total came 7 to 2 and I think that exhausts the bulk of my readership. Also I noticed a "Shrieking Violet" on the main roster, and while the sentiment is not the same, "Shrinking Violent" is just too close for comfort.
Thanks to all who validated my previous brilliance!