Occupations I've seriously considered in the past year

Barmaid
Waitress
Sommelier
Restaurateur
Pastry Chef
Mechanic
Librarian
Illustrator
Teacher
Porn Reviewer
Lawyer
Paralegal
Film Student
Television Writer
Comic Book Artist Writer
Magazine Journalist
Copy Writer
Fundraiser/Grant Writer
Postal Worker
Meter Maid
Bus Driver
Courier
Beautician
Wedding Planner (despite my lack of ability to plan my own)
Printer
Drug Addict
Motivational Speaker
Park Ranger
Travel Agent
Insurance Salesman