" danger hat: May 2007

Monday, May 21, 2007

Your perfume smells like a tampon

And it made me sick the whole flight home from Chapel Hill, you jerk with your crispy blonde hair and lime green suit. I'm sure you think you're chic what with your glorified flip flops and ankle bracelet, and the way you passed out on the tray table was just so adorable. I don't know what it is that causes you to stink so badly that you have to douse yourself in perfume manufactured by Playtex, but the fact that I fell into fantasies of smashing your head against the luggage compartment repeatedly so I could enjoy the scent of fresh blood instead of ingesting one more whiff of your rotten rose stink (even if it meant they had to land the plane in Virginia, subject me to multiple TSA cavity searches, and ground me permanently) reveals that your 'secret trick' may not be the appropriate choice to cover up your odor. I could go on, but I have to go puke now.

Sunday, May 20, 2007




Not particularly glamorous portrait of what I look like at the moment.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Quick Updates

!. I have a new job working at a university in town, not THE univesity, but one of those other ones.

2. I have cut off a good lot of my hair.

3. The Take-Outs lost our first game ever last Saturday :(

4. I made the OHRG All-Star Travel Team for 2007-2008! Which means I may or may not get to go great places and do great things.

5. That's about it.